I have been known to state that 'Life Is All Cobblers'. I am thinking of changing my philosophy to 'Life Is Not All Cobblers'. At least I bloody well hope it is not.
Last time I saw us win - April.
Number of points at home from a possible 15 - 1.
Number of goals we should have got today - 6 ( I kid you not).
Number of goals we did actually get - 1 - and that was scored after they had got 3.
Number of penalties we should have had today - 2.
Number of penalties they were given today in spite of not one single supporter or player for Tranmere appealing for it - 1.
Number of penalties given against us since we were last awarded one - 10.
Chances of us beating Millwall next week - nil.
Am off to slit my wrists. I may be gone sometime.
Not that I take these things to heart you understand.
I would kick my cat but if I am anything like our 'strikers' I would only miss.
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