It's real life but not as we know it

Or at least I hope we don't.

I was in the check out at the supermarket reading the headlines on the various magazines being offered for sale.

'R'magazine offered 'My Hubby Fell for Transexual Killer' which one might think was unfortunate enough, but 'Full House' magazine clearly thought we will raise you your transexual killer with the heading 'My Paedophile Hubby Dumped Me for Granny'.

'Hubby'????? Does anyone use that word apart from the headline writers of womens magazines?

You can get £500 for a story along the lines of the ones offered above but my imagination is struggling to come up with anything to compete with the Wifeys featured in these publications. However, if Reidski does at any point fall for a transexual killer I promise you will read all about it here first.