Or at least I hope we don't.
I was in the check out at the supermarket reading the headlines on the various magazines being offered for sale.
'R'magazine offered 'My Hubby Fell for Transexual Killer' which one might think was unfortunate enough, but 'Full House' magazine clearly thought we will raise you your transexual killer with the heading 'My Paedophile Hubby Dumped Me for Granny'.
'Hubby'????? Does anyone use that word apart from the headline writers of womens magazines?
You can get £500 for a story along the lines of the ones offered above but my imagination is struggling to come up with anything to compete with the Wifeys featured in these publications. However, if Reidski does at any point fall for a transexual killer I promise you will read all about it here first.
Jollity
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Well, for your amusement, I thought that I would just put up some Christmas
memes or cartoons this evening - following the example of Bruce at Oddball
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22 hours ago
8 comments:
well reidski is already perverted, he is a millwall fan.......
How about a combination "I Married a Transsexual Paedophile" hit both buttons with one story...
Cookie!!!!
I saw a headline in The Metro this morning which read: "Polar bears forced into cannibalism" - it made me laugh out loud!
Errrm...Reidski has apparently already fallen for one!
I watch the Jeremey Kyle show every morning and its hilarious...this morning there was this woman who's partner had cheated on her 20 times but she was still with him! What a muppet! Some of the headlines are hilarious..."My slept with my sisters fiancee and now Im going to marry him!"
Um, YP said it first. Your last sentence really leaves you open for comments.
Hubby?! That's a bit non-PC isn't it? Transexual and paedophile are okay though!
Oh no! YP and Joe have found out my dark secret(s)!
Maybe I could get onto the Jeremy Kyle show? And Talk Sport arguing for my inherent right to be a Transexual Killer without interference form the politically correct woolly liberals? And Big Brother....
"Nurse...the tablets!"
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