Reidski has had several happy birthday texts today.
He has had 2 x 'Happy birthday you chube.'
1 x 'Happy birthday you twat.'
and 1 x 'Happy birthday you cunt.'
The last one was from one of his brothers.
Good job I like him.
Poem
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*I*
*Scanning the lost horizon*
*Keeping our eyes on*
*A place called Hope*
*Hoping to see a distant sail*
*Praying that fair winds prevail*
*To take us ...
1 day ago
4 comments:
Chube? What is that? Never heard the word before. Is it a Scot living in exile who still harbours fantasies of footballing stardom? Ho! Ho! Have a good evening.
No, I think it is a person who seeks to find fame and fortune by uploading silly video clips of themselves to a well-known google-owned video-sharing website.
Or it could just be a plump person, right?
Two very good Call My Bluff definitions from both!
RIP Alan Coren :(
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