bread left in my house for two slices of toast and marmite. I made a cup of tea too and with tea in one hand, plate of toast in the other I pass the phone just as it rings. I put down the plate of toast on a chair so that I can answer the phone. And that was the exact moment one of my cats decided to jump on the chair,landing slap bang on top of my toast. Toast, marmite and cat hair anyone?
Curses.
About Me
- J.J
- Formerly known as Just Jane, but with a blog move carried out in haste I managed to end up with a blog nickname I hate..J bloody J. Oh well, too late to do anything about it now. Call me what you will. So apart from a stupid title I have three off spring, one very special bloke, lots of friends, a great family, a job I love and a rubbish football team who I love too. I also have a tendency to go on abit.....you have been warned.
My Blog List
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November - *"Winter winds they do blow cold" - Sandy Denny* Today, with a bright wintry weather forecast, I was looking forward to a significant walk in far away cou...8 hours ago
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Plaster board and dust - So, we're still no further forward on the British Gas smart meter front and I've given up making non-existent appointments with them for now, but Keith has...2 years ago
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Z lunches out - I may return to Blogger, my other blog is playing up. I don't know whether it's my server or Wordpress or what, but I can't get into it tonight and I'm...2 years ago
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The problem with bras - The time has come for me to rant about bras. For those of you that don't know me personally, allow me to provide a little personal information. I'm 33 and ...8 years ago
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Back from the dead blog (because I feel the need to say this even if to myself) - The Labour Party of the U.K. is in disarray.This is not a good thing. Last year there was a lot of heated discussion between and towards Labour moderates (...8 years ago
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and yes I said yes I will Yes. - OK, so my good intentions didn't get many posts written, eh? Of course, like everyone registered to vote in Scotland, I've been a bit preoccupied just rece...10 years ago
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The Gift Beneath the GAA - There's a super article over at Cunning Hired Knaves, a blog that I would recommend as a regular read to you all, on the attempted robbery through privati...10 years ago
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From Music Teacher to Magic Fairy Dust Practitioner - My friend is a music teacher. She's put in a lot of effort over the years. She started to play the violin, age seven and practised every day throughout h...11 years ago
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Home Improvement Software - Its Advantages And Disadvantages - Computers play a large roll in people's lives. So why not in the home improvement aspect of it? There are tons of computer programs that do massive improv...11 years ago
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Broccoli and the art of skiving - "Do you like broccoli?" Nine times out of ten it's not a question any of us would struggle with. In my case it's: "Fresh purple sprouting yes, big green lu...12 years ago
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Hotting up - Back in the land of the living!!!! Well it's all hotting up nicely at the end of the season.Some teams already know their fate, whether good or bad, but so...12 years ago
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oh hello! - I can write things on my blog again. The little pencil icon vanished and I couldn't be arsed to faff around trying to post stuff by going into my dashboar...12 years ago
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No Bad Bein a Scot - Ah've just come doon fae the Isle o Skye....It's late May and i didnae expect closed bridges, broken trees and a big fat lorry lyin on its side but shit l...13 years ago
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Twat * - So we head off in ex's car to take the boy and his mate to the Big Chill festival. I stayed for the weekend last year and had a great time, but I have deci...14 years ago
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Oct 30th 09: A Radical Burns Shindig (Sat 31st Oct, 7.30pm) - Still alive. Still kicking. A RADICAL BURNS SHINDIG With Janice Galloway, Don Paterson, Bashabi Fraser and Kevin Williamson. Out of the Blue 30-38 Dalmen...15 years ago
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Cheap video time again! - walking down the main Sydenham high street I saw one of the charidee shops with videos at a bargain 50p each, and an even bigger bargain of four for a quid...15 years ago
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Favourite places include South Africa
And Dublin
And Cornwall
And another favourite place is
Pembrokeshire
And Tenby
Tenby
And Edinburgh
And Marrakesh
And Lapland
And especially New Cross !
8 comments:
only of you scrape of the marmite JJ, don't mind if you leave the cat hair though. that is a positive delicacy on comparison!
Eww... poor you.
Argh! A tragedy!
You should keep some "emergency toast bread" in the freezer
I feel your pain, J.J.
Hey, shit happens!
Mmmm, marmite, I could just eat a cheese and marmite sarnie right now...
cheese and marmite and cat hair sarnie moo?
I am right off cats at the moment -what with that and the horrible scene of crime left on my doorstep this morning. Lots of feathers, a few guts,and nothing else what so ever. Most unpleasant.
And Hello Emma. You should meet my son - he is film mad too!
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