1) Everywhere you go pavements are covered in the stuff.
2) I will never forget when an idiot called Jerry Wiggins put some in my hair.
3) I have spent much of this weekend trying to remove chewing gum from my son's school trousers as he managed to sit on some. Bizarrely I even resorted to putting the trousers in the freezer for a few hours this morning having been told this sometimes helps - though how anyone came to discover such a fact in the first place I really can't imagine. Not that it has helped me of course.
Any chewing gum removal tips will be gratefully received.
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