I have no objections to any one finding my site through a search on the words 'sex goddess'. I accept however in the real world it is more often a case of finding me through 'chewing gum on trousers' and (still top search) on 'sun blushed tomatoes.
I do object to being found by a search on the words 'middle aged cobbler.'
So this is a personal message to a blogger in Indiana:
Dear Reader from Indiana - there has been a mistake. You should not be here. Please go away and stop making me feel my age. Do not take this personally. It is not you - it is me. Thank you and sod off. Jane.
This is the offending search =
http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&lr=&safe=vss&q=middle%20aged%20cobblers
Closer
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I prepared a Sunday roast feast today. We had to extend out Victorian pine
table by adding an old drop leaf table from the greenhouse. It worked out
fine...
16 hours ago
2 comments:
'JJ', perhaps you should flash your "sun blushed tomatoes" at him!
Elle! I can't keep up with your name changes - but I think that naughty little comment will get Reader in Indiana heading for you directly - and a quite a few others besides!
David, I blush at the very idea. Don't forget that I am a respectable middle aged cobbler...I'm certainly not likely to forget that fact EVER.
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