Friday, November 03, 2006

Just enough

bread left in my house for two slices of toast and marmite. I made a cup of tea too and with tea in one hand, plate of toast in the other I pass the phone just as it rings. I put down the plate of toast on a chair so that I can answer the phone. And that was the exact moment one of my cats decided to jump on the chair,landing slap bang on top of my toast. Toast, marmite and cat hair anyone?

Curses.

8 comments:

Arthur Clewley said...

only of you scrape of the marmite JJ, don't mind if you leave the cat hair though. that is a positive delicacy on comparison!

Anonymous said...

Eww... poor you.

Anxious said...

Argh! A tragedy!
You should keep some "emergency toast bread" in the freezer

Simon Holyhoses said...

I feel your pain, J.J.

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Hey, shit happens!

Moo said...

Mmmm, marmite, I could just eat a cheese and marmite sarnie right now...

cookie monster said...

cheese and marmite and cat hair sarnie moo?

J.J said...

I am right off cats at the moment -what with that and the horrible scene of crime left on my doorstep this morning. Lots of feathers, a few guts,and nothing else what so ever. Most unpleasant.

And Hello Emma. You should meet my son - he is film mad too!