Dawn
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At dawn today, I was walking along the beach at Filey. It was low tide and
the sun had just risen over Flamborough Head. In front of of me, I saw a
man d...
5 hours ago
Or at least it is between the months of August through to May. The rest of the time I may feel able to write about something other than a not especially successful football team.
8 comments:
That, or he's singing "La Donna Mobile."
good grief what are you talking about woman? can't you see he's a baritone!
With its gob open like that, perhaps the cat has been trained to perform fellatio - with the first volunteer being a certain Scotsman living in London. Mmmm... much tastier than Whiskas!
Found this for you, so good luck:
Overgrooming and inappropriate vocalisation
This is often a sign of anxiety
· Limit situations leading to anxiety.
· Do not pat or talk softly to the cat when it exhibits the behaviour as it reinforces the fearful response rather than reassuring the cat
· Spend 10 to 15 minutes daily at a set time playing, grooming and otherwise interacting with the cat on its own.
· Grow an indoor garden of safe plants such as catnip or cat mint for the cat to use.
· Provide a variety of toys and alternate or change them weekly.
One of our cats doesnt make a sound when she miaows, well bizarre...the thing is though she can actually miaow and has no problem growling at the other cats! I do wonder why she doesnt miaow properly!
Yeah. Maybe he's trying to sing summat.
All I know is that he thinks he is Howling Wolf.
And apparently 'inappropriate is a symptom of alzemhimer's in cats so now I am worried my elderly cat is going to start forgetting what the litter tray is for.
You humans are all wrong. When we make a lot of noise it usually means, you humans are not feeding us enough/ you humans are feeding us pilchards instead of salmon/ you humans have not fed us for the last half hour/ you humans dont realise our litter tray stinks/ you humans dont see that we need to get our rocks off/ you humans have to realise your limitations. When will you humans wise up ??
Mr Whackit.
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