Friday, June 20, 2008

Ronaldo

really is an arrogant little tosser isn't he?

Much as I like Ferguson's threat to leave him sitting on the bench for the season, I think a loan spell to see what life is really like for the vast majority of football professionals would do him no end of good. I suggest a spell at Northampton Town would do the trick.

This is a purely altruistic suggestion of course. Personally I can't stand the boy and would obviously suffer watching him score winning goals for us week in week out against the likes of Scunthorpe, Hereford and Milton Keynes Dons.

I HAVE CHANGED MY MIND:

Having read this he can rot in hell instead.

8 comments:

Yorkshire Pudding said...

Do you mean the old Ronaldo who looked like Donald Duck - Donaldo or the new Ronaldo with the Adam's apple so big it looks as though there's an egg stuck in his throat? If you are talking about the latter chappie I am afraid that he's already agreed a move to Hull City so Northampton are welcome to have Roary the Tiger - our mascot

Id Entity said...

Yeh, he is an ugly-wugly. A right minger, and an insult to the beautiful game. He needs to be taught a right lesson. What team would seriously want a w**ker like that to play for it?

Bollinger Byrd said...

me I'd settle for Henri Theirry just being next to me for a minute or two.... oh were you talking about football agin??
bbx

J.J said...

YP - would now rather have your mascot - many thanks!

Id Entity - welcome and thanks for calling in. No decent team would want him I have now decided.

BB- arh, let's talk sex. Far more interesting!

Dandelion said...

Ronadlinho, on the other hand....now he's a chap.

Karen said...

I rather think that Ronaldo is reasonably attractive, but his arrogance makes him ugly. Bloody good footballer though.

Adrian Mutu rather catches my eye, as does Xabi Alonso, and a rather handsome hulking Swede whose name I am not sure of but I think he plays for a British team and has a beard. Freddie Ljungberg's still got it too...

J.J said...

Dandelion - albeit not a very good looking one.

Karen - you have good taste my dear!

Dandelion said...

Maybe so, but he's a fine sportsman, unlike Ronaldo. How anyone can say Ronaldo is a good footballer, I do not know, when he's pushing and shoving all the time, and then diving like a crybaby. Someone should send him home to his mummy, people like him give football a bad name, and ruin it for the real players.