Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Andy Murray

has an autobiography.

Erh...why?

11 comments:

Jay said...

Er ... because he can?

Who's Andy Murray?

J.J said...

I think there should be a rule for publishing houses that any sports person wishing to write an autobiography must have either actually won something that matters OR be retired and have a career to look back on. He hasn't done either...what on earth has he found to write about?

Yorkshire Pudding said...

I will never forget what that jumped up racist pillock said prior to England's world cup game with Paraguay. He is the worst kind of Scot. His autobiography should be pulped.

Karen said...

I think you should be banned from writing an autobiography until you're at least 40 as surely you can't have done enough to fill a book with interesting stuff before then?

J.J said...

YP - he is a stupid kid and hopefully will grow up. At which time maybe I would not object if he wrote an autobiography...but now????

Yes Karen, what on earth does he think he can tell us of any interest whatsoever? "I have always had a temper. Mum says I was always throwing my toys out of my pram."

Fascinating as that may be?

Moo said...

He was on Jonathan Ross last night and having not particularly liked the guy before I thought he came across quite well and he did crack a smile I think a few times...or was that wind?! Anyway, yes an autobiography is ridiculous!

J.J said...

Hi Moo = welcome back and well done you!

Darren said...

"I will never forget what that jumped up racist pillock said prior to England's world cup game with Paraguay. "

What did he say? What did he say? I'm ready to really like him if he was unpleasant about Trevorland. ;-)

Reidski said...

Bit harsh for YP to use the term "racist" on the basis of which football team this young man wished to support.

Jim B said...

Anyone but England, that's pretty much okay in my book. I start I really do start to watch and think that they are just ordinary lads playing football and then some twat commentating goes and fucks it right up and I'm back to being another mindless racist with a chip on my shoulder who should know better. For some odd reason that hasn't happened this Euro Championship.

Still on the Autobiography front, my mate Manuel used to deliberately runs his thumbnail across the cover whilst perusing these so called "Autobiographies" of so called "Celebrities" in the hope that it would deface it enough to put someone off buying it. I do try to keep up this fine tradition when I can.

J.J said...

Darren, that nasty young man didn't want England to win the match :-( He obvioulsy fails to understand we have a god given right to win EVERYTHING!!

Reidski - I have nothing to suggest he is a racist as such- some of his best friends are undoubtedly English.

Hello Jim B - thanks for dropping in. I like your friend Manuel already!