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here is not one I have ever been in. No matter how many name changes it has had in various attempts to shake off its dreadful reputation in the town, it will always be the haunt of working girls and drug dealers. As a result it is not a total shock to read in our local paper that the pub has been banned from using its garden due to the porn magazines and condoms being thrown into Debenhams car park next door. Not at all the kind of items the discerning shopper would expect to find in Debenhams car park.
I was however a bit taken aback to read that in addition to the porn and condoms, the regulars at the Boston Clipper are discarding blow up animals too. I suppose there are some who would find this little beauty pretty hard to resist....
but I just hope that doesn't include anyone I know!
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I bet they felt 'sheepish' when they found it!
Boom Boom!
You mean they don't use real sheep where you live? Townsfolk sure have some funny habits.
Cookie - groan!
Gill, you haven't seen the clientele at this place. No self respecting real sheep would be seen dead with any of them.
It sure is 'baaaaa-d' news eh?
the customers of this pub are clearly mad JJ; I mean who throws away porn?
Do you think they try and pull the wool over the eyes of the neighbours?
I'll stop now
no don't stop cookie ewe were just getting onto your stride
Reading this story has been a shear delight!
I bet i know the sheep's favorite film as well.... The Shorn Identity! (sort of the same joke there!)
While im at it, i reckon the patrons of the pub must have been three sheeps to the wind to throw him away!
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