the hour spent in this shop (there is a picture of the silent shop assistant there) was not the highlight of the week. Honestly!
More to follow but having wasted the best part of the last two hours reading text reports on Celtic I had better go and do the ironing/ do the garden/ dust the house/ clean the car/ cook dinner/ collapse in a heap.
Albert - Once upon a time there was a green giraffe called Albert. He lived in woodland not so far from here. When dog walkers or joggers passed by, he simply stood...
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