do me a favour and smash their face in.
Sorry about the show of aggression but I have found out today that not content with stealing my bag, the bastards have now stolen my identity as well.
I got a call from a fraud investigation unit because someone tried to open a Debenhams store account using my ID. On this occasion they didn't get away with it as apparently the signature didn't look genuine, and the woman legged it when challenged, but who knows how many times they have already tried and succeeded since Sunday.*
I guess I will find out when the bills for things I haven't bought start pouring in.
I feel really, really upset about it.
So much for my avowed intention not to let the bastards get me down.
* At least once. Have just had first monthly bill for a phone contract - a mere £61.10. So I have to ring the company and they want proof of my bloody identity...like the proof the criminals have got I suppose.
Make that at least twice. It seems I needed to take out another mobile phone contract this past week as well. Clearly a girl can never have too many phone contracts.
Guilty - How do I plead? I plead "Guilty" your honour. Though I did spend six weeks in Ireland in the summer of 1974, visiting amongst many other places the youth...
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