Especially not when the person saying it is looking over my shoulder behind where I am sitting at the time.
"That is one fuck of a big spider."
Once I recovered from my heart failure I discovered the spider in question was the other side of the window pane I was in front of.
It WAS a fuck of a big spider.
Albert - Once upon a time there was a green giraffe called Albert. He lived in woodland not so far from here. When dog walkers or joggers passed by, he simply stood...
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