Friday, October 10, 2008

Things that should NEVER be said in my presence Part 1.

Especially not when the person saying it is looking over my shoulder behind where I am sitting at the time.

"That is one fuck of a big spider."

Once I recovered from my heart failure I discovered the spider in question was the other side of the window pane I was in front of.

It WAS a fuck of a big spider.


Jay said...

I can imagine OH's reaction if I said that! LOL!

I think we might have to replaster the ceiling!

Steg said...

Yep. Me too. There'd have been a scorch mark where I took off from...

Karen said...

I hate spiders too. Although the most frightened I have been because of one was when someone at work screamed as one ran across her desk.

J.J said...

Jay- I don't recommend you try that line with him!

Steg - I did move with a speed I had never before come close to.

Karen - you work in the same place as spiders???? I would have to get a new job!

Lisa Rullsenberg said...

Holy crap - I'm with Phill Jupitus on spiders: block up the room and never go in it again.