Caller: "I just found out my dad got another woman pregnant so I have a half brother. Can you find him for me? He was adopted. I don't know what his surname was, but his first name was Kenneth. He would be in his early 20's. "
Me: "Well that narrows it down."
.....I'm not that bloody good.
She did think she knew the woman's first name - but she couldn't be sure.
So I told her to sod off and stop bothering me ;-)
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