Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Genuine extracts

from a file I am working on written between 1960 and 1962:

"Mrs M (foster carer) is very depressed because she is trying to get her weight down, and after a month on a Swedish Milk diet, instead of a minimum weight loss of 7 lbs as they advertise, she has actually gained 12lbs and is now over 15 stone for the first time in her life."

"Mrs C had been spending a great deal of time at the hospital recently as Trevor (son aged 4) drank a bottle of turpentine last week."

"Gill M went for the money last Saturday and went back and told her mother that Sharon was doing the lodgers bedrooms, dressed only in panties and bra and a short dressing gown without any fastenings, Mrs M said sourly if that’s how she was earning her money she could afford to pay more for Mickey (foster child)."

"She started all over again to tell me what a greatly wronged woman she is, but just then two detectives arrived to see her so I left."



Hope you enjoy them as much as I did.

7 comments:

Director of Child Services, Northampton said...

Pick up your P45 in the morning.

J.J said...

If I thought I knew who it was who nearly gave me a heart attack with this comment I would cover him in yorkshire pudding batter.....

Gill said...

So that's where I went wrong after christmas! I've been following the swedish milk diet too.

JoeinVegas said...

I imagine that you could put just about any date on that list. Probably have a very similar one going with current clients.

jay said...

"She started all over again to tell me what a greatly wronged woman she is, but just then two detectives arrived to see her so I left."

Hahahahaaha!! That's really funny! And I needed the laugh, so thanks for that!

Karen said...

Yeah the last one is my favourite too! Brilliant :) sadly I don't have any ancient case files to deal with otherwise I would describe extracts of psychiatrists' letters. I fear mentioning anything current.

J.J said...

Gill - it's not a great advert for the Swedish milk diet is it?

Joe - true enough.

Jay - I am glad you enjoyed it.

Karen - nice to hear from you - hope you are feeling good.
And you are wise to be careful.