that calling Newcastle United's ground The sportsdirect.com@St James' Park Stadium was silly (which it goes without saying it is) how about this?
At the football on Saturday we were informed at the end of the first half that: "The fourth official has indicated that there will be a minimum of two minutes injury time. This message was brought to you in association with Jackson Grundy (local estate agents), sponsors of the Cobblers."
Oh, for goodness sake.
Four - "Wanna come for another ride?" asked Albert. I was back in the woodland clearing where I had first met him. Grey-white clouds scudded over the canopy. My...
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