tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post4885727957145231721..comments2023-10-26T15:02:50.331+01:00Comments on Life Is All Cobblers: Paradise.J.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-81811174933451516132006-11-22T08:26:00.000+00:002006-11-22T08:26:00.000+00:00Joe, and I have visions of so much bitchy competit...Joe, and I have visions of so much bitchy competition between them - behaviour most unfitting for Paradise.<br /><br />Foilwoman - we women do not know the meaning of that strange word 'nagging' do we?J.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-47315208359791524742006-11-22T04:24:00.000+00:002006-11-22T04:24:00.000+00:00I've always wondered about the four wives bit. Mo...I've always wondered about the four wives bit. Most men seem to be totally at sea when one woman takes them to task. What would they do when asked to justify themselves and their actions* in quadrophenia. I don't think the eternal erection would hold out then.<br /><br />*Often described, inaccurately, obviously, by men as "nagging."Foilwomanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01439472253349139358noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-65483731877771174372006-11-22T00:22:00.000+00:002006-11-22T00:22:00.000+00:00I don't know, but I would rather have one really e...I don't know, but I would rather have one really experienced woman that knew what she was doing and liked it than 72 that had no idea. And what do the other 71 do while you are with one? Talk about you behind your back?JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-89619068022320820052006-11-20T21:39:00.000+00:002006-11-20T21:39:00.000+00:00Like it Arthur!. And I can assure you I have had n...Like it Arthur!. And I can assure you I have had no passes all day from any heavenly virgins.<br /><br />Martin, that poor maligned Mr Newell....otherwise referred to as <b>THAT STUPID TWAT!!!!</b><br /><br />SP - 72 raisins??? Now that would leave our martyrs feeling slightly put out after all that sacrifice wouldn't it? :-)<br /><br />Jim - I might be dancing the New Year in to their 'sounds' then when I am in Lapland on 31st December 2006. Did I mention at all about Lapland?????<br /><br />David, the idea obviously whets the martyrs appetites.J.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-54592166323978044322006-11-20T21:27:00.000+00:002006-11-20T21:27:00.000+00:00"appetising vaginas"?
An oxymoron, surely!
Best ..."appetising vaginas"?<br /><br />An oxymoron, surely!<br /><br />Best seen through a glass darkly!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-18681056202137379562006-11-20T20:21:00.000+00:002006-11-20T20:21:00.000+00:00There's a band of funky Finns called Eternal Erect...There's a band of funky Finns called Eternal Erections.timesnewromanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17719097311722958453noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-15006770091124695222006-11-20T19:48:00.000+00:002006-11-20T19:48:00.000+00:00Quite a few hits I would have thought. I read some...Quite a few hits I would have thought. I read somewhere that the virgins bit is a mistranslation and that actually <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/religion/Story/0,2763,631357,00.html">72 raisins is the reward</a>.Shooting Parrotshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07503757845024102476noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-28206645499028954312006-11-20T13:20:00.000+00:002006-11-20T13:20:00.000+00:00So what do female martyrs get?
Flowers from Mike ...So what do female martyrs get?<br /><br />Flowers from Mike Newell?Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00964763297572008716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-68540250696114353352006-11-20T10:55:00.000+00:002006-11-20T10:55:00.000+00:00jj, you have two minutes on your specialist subjec...jj, you have two minutes on your specialist subject of comparative theology starting now:<br /><br />in your seminal work 'paradise' you refer to 72 fumbling blokes with no sexual experience.were you in fact refering to your blogroll?<br /><br />how did you explain to reidski the sandbags around your house and your departure to stay at Salman Rushdie's house?<br /><br />was it in fact your heckling that caused the 'banned from one, banned from all' scheme to be extended from your village pubs to it's churches?<br /><br />Do you now regret your joke about selling your halal cortina in 'exchange and martyr' magazine?<br /><br />is it you that the people who claim that people think about sex every 30 seconds did their research on?<br /><br />congatulations on having no passes from any heavenly virgins!Arthur Clewleyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09899298157515419564noreply@blogger.com