tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post2443811706108108808..comments2023-10-26T15:02:50.331+01:00Comments on Life Is All Cobblers: Things that piss me off Part 532.J.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-87883051215849193762007-09-11T08:14:00.000+01:002007-09-11T08:14:00.000+01:00Rilly, I guess they just prefer the smell of testo...Rilly, I guess they just prefer the smell of testosterone.<BR/><BR/>Don't we all?J.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-37706723399188631732007-09-10T10:38:00.000+01:002007-09-10T10:38:00.000+01:00but darling, you can see the headlines that they m...but darling, you can see the headlines that they must fear so much such as 'woman makes football stadium smell nice shock!'. probably half the players wear the same brand though so I think perhaps they were being a little on the zealous side.rilly superhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05448694078653341955noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-88504316171212809702007-09-04T20:31:00.000+01:002007-09-04T20:31:00.000+01:00Joe - don't think that hasn't crossed my mind!Mart...Joe - don't think that hasn't crossed my mind!<BR/><BR/>Martin, I should have known it would happen at Alty!<BR/><BR/>Messalina - anyone who shares my birthday is not the kind of person to fare dodge.<BR/><BR/>Steve - phew (or should that be pooh?) - no dangerous perfume at the cricket.<BR/><BR/>YP - I bet no paying customers get treated as shabbily as football supporters do.J.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-26003881889451327102007-09-04T00:18:00.000+01:002007-09-04T00:18:00.000+01:00Nice twist at the end my dear! Very droll. What I ...Nice twist at the end my dear! Very droll. What I used to thoroughly hate at football grounds was body searches. I had them twice at Derby County and once at York City. What gave those bastards the right to do that? You have just paid your admission and they are waiting for you on the other side - this was cops not stewards. Since the Hillsborough Disaster body searches seem to have almost ceased. The thing was I had never gone drinking before a match, dressed and spoke respectably and even smelled of my wife's Estee Lauder!Yorkshire Puddinghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019673884543913089noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-70115866004565086112007-09-03T19:46:00.000+01:002007-09-03T19:46:00.000+01:00It'a joke isn't it? I went to the Lanc v Yorks 20...It'a joke isn't it? I went to the Lanc v Yorks 20/20 cup match last year with four cans of lager quite visible in my see through plastic bag. They let me in but asked my mate if he had any alcohol in his rucksack. He just lied so they let him in as well.<BR/><BR/>When we got to our seat you couldn't move for shop bought booze.<BR/><BR/>But judging from the stench of the crowd the stewards had successfully stopped any perfume whatsoever getting through. (Deoderant too I shouldn't wonder)©gloophttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07016915384670394498noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-81913766536901270902007-09-03T16:47:00.000+01:002007-09-03T16:47:00.000+01:00Good for you, JJ! It's about time us people of a ...Good for you, JJ! It's about time us people of a certain age stopped putting up with that kind of shit. Peter put up a similar defence when falsely accused of fare-dodging on the bus. I believe he said "Do I look like the sort of person who would try to get away with not paying 80p?!". Well, you've seen him ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-91236784131924339002007-09-03T12:56:00.000+01:002007-09-03T12:56:00.000+01:00A mate of mine was queueing at the Baseball Ground...A mate of mine was queueing at the Baseball Ground once and saw the bloke in front of him prepare himself for frisking by taking his darts out of his top pocket and hold them in his hand. After a thorough body search he popped them back and walked into the stadium.<BR/><BR/>And they're right about the lower leagues, Alty's game are always held up for 15mins while they clear all the knock-off perfume and after shave from the pitch.Honest.Martinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00964763297572008716noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-70968389092868871882007-09-03T04:41:00.000+01:002007-09-03T04:41:00.000+01:00Next time fill your purse with g-strings, oil and ...Next time fill your purse with g-strings, oil and vibrators (oh, sorry, 'personal devices') and see what kind of response you get.JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-14038033461494742592007-09-02T21:22:00.000+01:002007-09-02T21:22:00.000+01:00TNR - I see from your blog that you suffered with ...TNR - I see from your blog that you suffered with refs yesterday too. Even Reidksi was moved to critise hin, and you know his opinions re refs on how we all make mistakes.<BR/><BR/>Hiya Pixie! I am a born again hooligan after yesterday's experience!J.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-29723881597721062542007-09-02T20:26:00.000+01:002007-09-02T20:26:00.000+01:00Brilliant last sentence! you go galpxBrilliant last sentence! you go gal<BR/>pxFire Byrdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05477692359400671374noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-67751246978695413502007-09-02T17:18:00.000+01:002007-09-02T17:18:00.000+01:00I'm surprised they didn't tell you that as it was ...I'm surprised they didn't tell you that as it was alcohol, you weren't allowed into the gorund with it. Refs, I bloody hate them!timesnewromanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17719097311722958453noreply@blogger.com