tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post116000001763740144..comments2023-10-26T15:02:50.331+01:00Comments on Life Is All Cobblers: Bring back the birchJ.Jhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160336928213298812006-10-08T20:48:00.000+01:002006-10-08T20:48:00.000+01:00Cheers Crisis - good move to shut eyes!Nat - Hiya ...Cheers Crisis - good move to shut eyes!<BR/><BR/>Nat - Hiya - where you been??? Yes, nightmare!<BR/><BR/>Moo, I lasted twenty four hours - then I spent the insurance money in advance of actually receiving it.<BR/><BR/>Greavsie, the paper bag did nothing for me - or I did nothing for it - one of the two.<BR/><BR/>Simon, it is a total pain in the backside. My sympathy to your colleague.<BR/><BR/>Gill, they are bastards aren't they? Like they would get anything for a baby bracelet - but I bet it meant so much to you and your daughter. and thanks for the Whodunnit answer ;-)<BR/><BR/>George, it is such a bloody inconvenience - and expense.<BR/><BR/>ST - no sexist bias here I equally hate and loathe him or her!<BR/><BR/>Joe,some of my best friends are etc etc. But I confess I hadn't thought of the ostrich possibility........<BR/><BR/>Make up thief - PLEASE don't robthe women of Corby - some of them look rough enough as it is, but don't tell them it was me who said that cos they are a bit hard as well.<BR/><BR/>Gill, good point - we do not share our make up. <BR/><BR/>Thank you Hel Fire, welcome over here, and yes, emergency shopping has been completed - phew!J.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04429727115197726031noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160305002710631062006-10-08T11:56:00.000+01:002006-10-08T11:56:00.000+01:00i feel for you! i have learned in recent years how...i feel for you! i have learned in recent years how much of a confidence boost makeup is and i don't think men realise how much makeup a lot of women actually wear. i hope you manage to replace or recover your collection!Helhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17260278632720822108noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160239566743244772006-10-07T17:46:00.000+01:002006-10-07T17:46:00.000+01:00and she would have had HER OWN makeup.and she would have had HER OWN makeup.Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13379877200876051274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160237829776367592006-10-07T17:17:00.000+01:002006-10-07T17:17:00.000+01:00and it MUST have been done by a man, no woman shar...and it MUST have been done by a man, no woman shares make up with someone she is not intimate with!Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13379877200876051274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160237741954787562006-10-07T17:15:00.000+01:002006-10-07T17:15:00.000+01:00Hey Mr Lippy! Want to join the church of the unive...Hey Mr Lippy! Want to join the church of the universal ladyboy as an acolyte? Bring your own frock and pointy shoes.Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13379877200876051274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160168009064574112006-10-06T21:53:00.000+01:002006-10-06T21:53:00.000+01:00Arise women of England from your chains! Take off ...Arise women of England from your chains! Take off your cosmetic masks and bare your faces to the world! I am the Liberator! I stalk the land looking for opportunities to relieve our fair damsels of their devilish make-up bags - the evil painted means by which they hide their true selves! Yesterday Northampton - tomorrow the World - well Corby!<BR/><BR/>I have done you one helluva favour!<BR/>Signed<BR/>Mr LippyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160161712459648982006-10-06T20:08:00.000+01:002006-10-06T20:08:00.000+01:00Oh yes, why blame a transvestite? Sounds like some...Oh yes, why blame a transvestite? Sounds like some strong prejudices there Jane. Maybe it was just a hungry ostrich that likes the flavor of your lip gloss?JoeinVegashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05613274657685121948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160159456825851212006-10-06T19:30:00.000+01:002006-10-06T19:30:00.000+01:00Wait a minute! Why are we assuming the theft was ...Wait a minute! Why are we assuming the theft was perpetrated by a male?<BR/><BR/>All the evidence points to it being a female. Look at the evidence:<BR/><BR/>1) The break in was to obtain make up<BR/>2) The person in question was not very good with cars leading to window frame damage<BR/>3) A transvestite car robber is too conspicuous<BR/>4) Only a woman would have the gall to rob a car of make up in broad daylight. A man or boy would be ashamed.<BR/><BR/>In the words of Blue. I rest my case!Spunky Trunkshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10976833001238252569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160070082550731872006-10-05T18:41:00.000+01:002006-10-05T18:41:00.000+01:00Commiserations. Someone had an attempt on mine whi...Commiserations. Someone had an attempt on mine whilst I was away camping. You know, for the roll-mat! Fortunately I just have a bust passenger's side lock now, but I was pissed off!Georgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12863110414396580101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160069311733693942006-10-05T18:28:00.000+01:002006-10-05T18:28:00.000+01:00Hah, I know who did it now! You have to see my blo...Hah, I know who did it now! You have to see my blog.Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13379877200876051274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160050704177657782006-10-05T13:18:00.000+01:002006-10-05T13:18:00.000+01:00When the miscreant is detected send him along to j...When the miscreant is detected send him along to join the church of the Divine Universal Ladyboy. But he needs to provide his own panties and pointy shoes. <BR/><BR/>Commiserations though, someone broke into out house on boxing day (you would think criminals would take a bank holiday like everyone else) and stole my engagement ring which hasn't fitted me for about 20 years and my daughter's baby bracelet- worth about £4.50 at Elizabeth Duke (the designer name in bling!!) I was upsetting to say the least but didn't hit me at first.Gillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13379877200876051274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160049293962528062006-10-05T12:54:00.000+01:002006-10-05T12:54:00.000+01:00Wear a paper bag?Nick someone elses make-up?Wear a paper bag?<BR/><BR/>Nick someone elses make-up?Davidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12636074257774271990noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160047415658776352006-10-05T12:23:00.000+01:002006-10-05T12:23:00.000+01:00one word...barstards!! how ever will you manage?!one word...barstards!! <BR/><BR/>how ever will you manage?!Hollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05034171453165088359noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160046400959588032006-10-05T12:06:00.000+01:002006-10-05T12:06:00.000+01:00How soul destroyingly awful. A few weeks ago omeon...How soul destroyingly awful. A few weeks ago omeone stole my free mascara and juicy tubes from my bag at work and I was DEVASTATED.<BR/><BR/>My condolences to you in this obviously traumatic time...<BR/><BR/>*hugs*Nathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07089376875143286255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29004177.post-1160040191570591912006-10-05T10:23:00.000+01:002006-10-05T10:23:00.000+01:00Mate! Bastards. Nightmare. *big long distance hug*...Mate! Bastards. Nightmare. <BR/><BR/>*big long distance hug* <BR/><BR/>(with eyes shut obviously, so as not to scare myself at your appearance)crisiswhatcrisishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01991271619280949934noreply@blogger.com